Putting a static calendar into the magazine is a thankless task, so we're going to run it here instead: it means we can correct things that are wrong, and add things as soon as they arrive.

It's not such good news for those without computers, but I don't know an easy way round that. if you haven't got access to a computer, send us an email to let us know and we'll despatch a pigeon with the events calendar tied to its leg.

All we've got to do now is get it working properly ... the calendar, that is: the pigeon's fine.